i love comic books. i love science fiction. i love the old star trek. i hate the new star trek. i love cat videos on the internet. i make cat videos on the internet (you're welcome).

i have a passion for photography. i love making good pictures and showing you things you'd never see otherwise (you're welcome).

the proudest day of my life (besides marrying krystal) was earning my master of photography degree. the second proudest was when i defeated chong li in kumite, an illegal and underground freestyle, single-elimination and occasionally deadly full-contact martial arts tournament to which the world's best martial artists are clandestinely invited every five years.

okay, the second part of that is actually the plot of “Bloodsport.”